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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.anonymous View Post
    ... saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.
    This reminds me of that old story where the two sperms are swimming along and the first asks the second "Are we almost to the egg?" The second replies "Egg?! We haven't even got past the tonsils yet!"

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    This is crazy land!

    If a man ejaculates it is to be considered intent and consent to have children?! with no damages if he is not told of the child for years?

    I knew the courts were bad but this is insane... Am I missing something?

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    This is why you blast on her tits.

    What'd she do, hold the load in her cheek like a dip of snuff?

    Then how the hell did she get it from her mouth to her baby factory? She had to do it with this guy around, unless she ran to another room and tucked it up her hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ppfd View Post
    This is why you blast on her tits.

    What'd she do, hold the load in her cheek like a dip of snuff?

    Then how the hell did she get it from her mouth to her baby factory? She had to do it with this guy around, unless she ran to another room and tucked it up her hole.
    You're thinking WAY too much for all of us. HOW isn't important. It's the fact that she DID.

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    Your right my friend.

    Just have to stay one up on them.

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    $800 a month in child support! I'd be flipping the fuck out. The Court agreed that Phillip's pain wasn't that bad? Hell, it would be bad for me.
    I'd give anything to get my CS lowered to $800/mo. It's only that bad when your monthly CS is 4 digits. I had to file bankruptcy because of alimony +CS wiped me out and the BK trustee at the CH 13 hearing read "domestic order $2250/month. This must be a typo?"

    Nope. That's what bitches do to you when you catch them screwing around. They cash out.

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    All the more reason to NEVER date a woman who doesn't swallow!!!

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