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This is a good one. Listen to it...................................











haha...
<-- monkey like.
Any woman who's NAWALT is only NAWALT until they *turn* AWALT. That might take 10 minutes or 10 years, best not to be married to it when THAT happens. - MisterPho
[...] 10. Toilet paper gone. I use 3-ply ultra soft toilet paper. Women burn through rolls like nobody's business - johnnyhammer
Getting married is like betting on a coin flip and instead of choosing heads or tails, betting everything you have that it'll land on its side. - womanhater











That was fucking hilarious. Bed. Made. Lie.
“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
Oscar Wilde
"As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."
Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler











That sounds like a fun job.
"For all the twats who stumble upon this...
The reason you should dislike us has nothing to do with the colorful invectives we use to describe twats. The reason you should fear and loathe us is because we alert men to the scam you've been pulling since time began." - Womanhater











- He can't do this, we were supposed to get married.
- Don't judge me, you don't even know me.
- People make mistakes.
- I was really drunk.
Pathetic. And typical.
She did not give a flying fuck how her boyfriend would feel about this. She simply didn't want to be found out. This speaks volumes on how little women care about their men. They care about the resources that can be extracted from men and the rest is for show.
It takes a while for this to sink in, but it's reality.
Help stop divorce.
Don't get married.











I like this one..........
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“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
Oscar Wilde
"As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."
Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler











"For all the twats who stumble upon this...
The reason you should dislike us has nothing to do with the colorful invectives we use to describe twats. The reason you should fear and loathe us is because we alert men to the scam you've been pulling since time began." - Womanhater











This one sort of gives me the heebie jeebies, though:
What if this is a false accusation to stick it in and twist it to this guy?
"For all the twats who stumble upon this...
The reason you should dislike us has nothing to do with the colorful invectives we use to describe twats. The reason you should fear and loathe us is because we alert men to the scam you've been pulling since time began." - Womanhater











Other classics Nikki dumps Sarah - girl pretends to be lesbian to win back a boyfriend she broke up with. Nikki finds a positive pregnancy test and turns out Sarah has been taking pictures/videos of their sex to show the ex-bf.
Angel dumps Cory - Guy starts working more and Angel runs off to the arms of a one night stand. Turns out he was buying a ring.











Daaa - yummm.
I wonder if he needs a subcontractor in my local area!
Women want the benefits, they just don't want the price. - Demosthenes
NAWALT is an extremely important concept to understand,
because it's the gateway drug to male stupidity. - Downandout
I would rather be sad and lonely and a free man
than be sad and lonely and a trapped man. - The Invisible Man
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just ... Thomas Jefferson











1. Excuses.
2. Pity.
3. Fear.
4. Denial.
5. Crying.
The 5 stages of slut induced relationship destruction....











This is hilarious on so many levels! "We were gonna get married!" I was drinking! I didn't mean to! Its the dads fault! Shit I got caught! that asshole! Who are you Brad and why are you making my life miserable?! Wanna bet Sam and dad get together, have a few drinks, and realise what a colossal howitzer bullet they all dodged?










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