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Thread: I went in for my monthly interview.....I mean haircut

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    I went in for my monthly interview.....I mean haircut

    Do you have an exciting weekend planned?

    Do you live in town?

    Are you "married with kids and all that"?

    Where do you work?

    What do you do?

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    Except for the "married" question, it seems like I'm asked the same questions every time, different stylists. It's like they all share the same brain

    I responded with one word grunts and didn't make eye contact LOL

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    I cut my own hair.


    You wouldn't believe how nosy I am regarding my own affairs. Where the hell do I get off? Who do I think I am, prying into my life like that. I should just mind my own damned business.

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    I am lucky that I have an old school barber shop right by my house. And yes, they are all real Italian barbers. Conversations stick to more important topics like politics, fishing, baseball, and football. Oh by the way, I get far better haircuts than I would from a 'stylist'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPragmatic View Post
    I am lucky that I have an old school barber shop right by my house. And yes, they are all real Italian barbers. Conversations stick to more important topics like politics, fishing, baseball, and football. Oh by the way, I get far better haircuts than I would from a 'stylist'.

    Those are the kind of topics I have in mind

    I need to find some old cranky barber, it would probably cost less money too

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    Well I'm African American so I get my haircut from black barbers. The topics of discussion among the men in the shop are usually basketball, football, and pussy. lol

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    I go my usual barber every 4 weeks. He knows when to expect me. He gives me a bad look when it's been 8 weeks. He knows I've been playing away.

    Last week, I hadn't had a shave for 3 weeks so my beard was very heavy. He knew exactly how to blend it in. If I'd gone to some "stylist" I'd have paid £20 upwards. He even sorted my ear hair out. Go I gave him £10. £3 of that went into his back pocket, to GHOW with. Sorted my beard out and I immediately looked 12 years younger.

    Walked out.

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    There's a barber shop a couple blocks away from my place. The barber understands that I'm not much for talking. He's in Florida from October to May. During those months, I go to a barber shop fifteen miles away and use one-word answers or grunts. I always keep my hair very short. I probably should start shaving it to save some money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwisterVictor1 View Post
    There's a barber shop a couple blocks away from my place. The barber understands that I'm not much for talking. He's in Florida from October to May. During those months, I go to a barber shop fifteen miles away and use one-word answers or grunts. I always keep my hair very short. I probably should start shaving it to save some money.
    In northern England, a grunt gives orders. I order 5 and 1.

    Is that enough for you to get a good chop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truyardy View Post
    Well I'm African American so I get my haircut from black barbers. The topics of discussion among the men in the shop are usually basketball, football, and pussy. lol
    As a man of obvious Northern European descent, let me vouch for the truth of the above statement! I've gotten my hair cut in black barbershops almost exclusively for over a decade, and the quality of the work and the atmosphere are top fucking notch compared to anywhere that cunts cut hair and try to add-on useless marked up 'products' and such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkmeister View Post
    Do you have an exciting weekend planned?

    Do you live in town?

    Are you "married with kids and all that"?

    Where do you work?

    What do you do?

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    Except for the "married" question, it seems like I'm asked the same questions every time, different stylists. It's like they all share the same brain

    I responded with one word grunts and didn't make eye contact LOL
    Just give them responses that are the exact opposite of what they want to hear...



    Do you have an exciting weekend planned? Yes! I like to sit at my computer and watch porn!

    Do you live in town? I live in my parents basement.

    Are you "married with kids and all that"? I hate children!

    Where do you work? Custodian at the sewage treatment plant.

    What do you do? Talk to the voices in my head...they get angry when I tell them NO!

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    Just grow out a nice long mane and forget about haircuts altogether. Works for me! ;)

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    I shave my head bald. Otherwise, my shampoo expires before I finish the bottle.

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    I've yet to get a decent haircut from a woman. Hell, the best one I've had was from a gay dude at a midrange salon -- I figured I had to since I was best man at a wedding (I tried, I tried) and it would be the first time my ex wife of a year saw me.

    In any case, my haircut talk is highly dependent on my mood. Most of the time, I just want the quiet to enjoy my own thoughts. Sometimes, though, I will chat it up with the ladies. If anything, it's a good, daily pill. Almost invariably, they're mid-late 30's, single, couple thug-spawn, cunt-nuggets in tow, and fawn when I talk about my business and care-free life.

    Playing along for 20 minutes is actually more interesting than the old-school Italian barbers who follow every single professional sport and wish to yak about it as if they were on the AM dial.

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    Chit chat, small talk, well that's typical of hair stylists. Must be the way they are trained at hair style uni.

    I barely answer questions. I may nod every now and then, then pretend I am falling asleep.

    Does the job for me.

    When I get my hair cut, I don't relly feel like talking. BESIDES, beeing an older man, attention is less... see what I mean? LOL!!!

    (there have to be a couple of advantages to being an old fart...eh?)

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    I am a college age African-American, too. I've been cutting my own hair for the past three months, bullshit free

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    I've been cutting my own hair for years, pretty easy really just put a 2 guard on and go to town. If I'm feeling really crazy I'll go down to a 1 guard, or if I just don't give a fuck I'll use no guard. And if I'm feeling bat-shit insane I'll use a Mach-3 razor on it after I've buzzed it down.

    I am starting to grow my beard again, love doing that, the only thing that makes me end up shaving is eventually I get sick of wearing the damn beard net at work. Use to not have to wear one as I work in R&D not food production, but since we had these cockbag auditors come in we have to follow the same standard as production...f'n gay. I guess I either gotta suck it up, or shave it off, unfortunately I usually tire of the whole beard net bullshit fast...who knows...maybe this time the beard wins out?

    Sometimes I'll actually go in and get a haircut at the those haircut mills. Yes it's cheap, and I don't have much hair to work with, but yeah just like so many other things that have been 'cheaped' down in the USA, there is no authenticity to it, or real need to want to please the customer. I really don't know where to find an old-style barber shop anymore? Do they still exist? I wouldn't mind checking them out.

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    I *dread* haircuts! It's typically some morbidly-obese tobacco-reeking, tattoo-ed single mother that insists on pressing her t!ts up against the side of my head for a good tip.. Jeeze! Although -- about 1 / 10 cuts are really pretty good at the place I go to.

    Although, at 55 years old, I'm actually grateful to be in the position of *needing* a monthly haircut..

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    Finally found what works for me - #4 hair, beard, and crotch. I get the barber to do the hair. Clippers at home for the rest.

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    In the 'olden days' barbers used to be able to pull teeth, stitch up minor wounds, shave you perfectly with a deadly cut-throat razor and quite probably hold an intelligent conversation about any subject you cared to raise.

    Mind you, I guess one would tend to agree 100% with anything he said while he was dragging a cut-throat blade slowly over your throat!

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    Turkish barbers. No bullshit and turkish coffee. Been going to the same barber for over 6 years. No talk at all, love it!

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