Simple question. Let's suppose a devious woman is giving a man oral sex and the man cums in her mouth. The woman goes to the bathroom under the pretext of spitting it out or rinsing out her mouth, but what she really does is spit out what she can into her hand and attempt to rub it into her vagina in a severely whacked out attempt to get pregnant. Is this a plausible scenario? Could this result in a pregnancy and 18 years of child support payments?
Dinah answers: Simple question, tricky answer. The scenario is definitely plausible, if - as you put it - devious. What she is doing here is stealing sperm and if she does it when she is fertile and knows what she’s doing, this could indeed result in pregnancy. Regarding child support, that is likely to depend on your ability to prove in a court of law that it was deceitful and on the rigor of child support laws in your state or country. Some men have even sued women for doing this to them!
Although the question of money is not insignificant, it is no less important than the idea of having a child in the world that you didn’t choose to have. It makes you rethink the idea of condoms or vasectomy, doesn’t it?
Stealing Sperm – Part 2
Okay. I want to sneakily get pregnant! Once after me and my boyfriend had sex I took off the condom before he came, I finished him off with a blow job. Then I went into the closet and flipped the condom inside out inside me and (note there is cum inside it) and put it into my vagina. One other time I gave my boyfriend a blowjob and he came in my mouth and I ran off to the bathroom and put some of the semen on my finger and yet again put it in my vagina. I know this is sneaky and I JUST really want to know if I can get pregnant this way?
Dinah answers: The practical answer is yes, you can get pregnant this way and it has been done before. But doing this isn’t just sneaky; it is a major betrayal of trust and it could be a very uncool foundation for a child to emerge from.
It’s your body and you have every right to make your own fertility choices, but stealing sperm, which is what this could be considered in legal terms, can lead to tricky implications. You may be hoping to get a commitment out of it, and it may even work. But he could also decide that such dishonesty is a bad place to keep building a relationship on. Sorry to be so hard on you, but you have to consider that fatherhood is something meaningful that goes far beyond the use of his sperm.