Girls age hard quick!

**Gordon Freeman** · 02-21-2012 01:24 AM

Facebook Is SMV Time Compression Info « Chateau Heartiste

Going through facebook I really can't help but notice just how poorly some girls I knew from college have aged. Even in the relatively short time frame of 6-7 years, they are just nowhere near as hot as I remember them.

**Gordon Freeman** · 02-21-2012 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by Swan Dive

HOLY FUCK!!!! THAT'S BAYWATCH NICOLE EGGERT !!!? GOOD LORD ........

That was my thought when I first saw it too.

**Thrasher** · 02-21-2012 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman

That was my thought when I first saw it too.

!@#$! I just threw up!

**Swan Dive** · 02-21-2012 03:12 AM

look at her in this photo my god .....NICOLE EGGERT - BAY WATCH FAT FAIL - 6

**bob** · 02-21-2012 03:27 AM

So, per Wikipedia, Nicole Eggert was 20 - 22 in her Baywatch days and is 40 now.

As so many here and elsewhere have said:

"Men age like wine; women age like milk."

**hasmat** · 02-21-2012 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman

Facebook Is SMV Time Compression Info « Chateau Heartiste

Going through facebook I really can't help but notice just how poorly some girls I knew from college have aged. Even in the relatively short time frame of 6-7 years, they are just nowhere near as hot as I remember them.

After 20, women age in dog years. 7:1

**Dj_mgtow** · 02-21-2012 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman

This one makes me sad. Nicole Eggert. She gave many a man arms like PopEye during the 1990s.

Then :

Now:

Dear GOD!!!

WTF????!!!

She's a year younger than me, what the hell happened????

**The Joker** · 02-21-2012 07:53 PM

^ She's so ugly she makes onions cry!

**Nacho Vidal** · 02-21-2012 09:03 PM

Let us keep this fair chaps, a lot of these 'celebs' age fast due to substance abuse or plain fucking stupidity i.e. sun beds/tanning booths etc. Smoking and drinking ages your skin as does other shit especially when the celeb makes shit worse by opting for surgery or 'lotions' to fend off aging!

I know that plenty females who I went to school with are fat, some are horribly thin, some look old and some look young! Same applies to most guys I went to school with.

**Nacho Vidal** · 02-21-2012 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Dj_mgtow

Too much sun, too much drugs, too many cocks.

I just read she hung with Corey Haim alot, which would explain the drugs.

Same applied to Corey Haim, that's the next 'Holywood Scandal'.

**Thrasher** · 02-21-2012 09:19 PM

I'm thinking that second pic is Roseanne.

**Legacy** · 02-21-2012 09:54 PM

18 months ago I asked out this chick of Russian origin. She had the sweetest voice I've ever heard. She had green eyes and a kind smile. And she was very friendly with me, touching me etc...so I asked her out.

And we went out, went to see a movie etc... but as I tried to make moves she backed away. She later made it clear she had no interest in me that way. After being friend-zoned, and following Leykis protocol, I texted back 'I don't need more friends'. Leykis promises, Leykis delivers. That got a rise out of her. Two weeks later she came up to me, telling me a BS story about how someone was sending her recordings of conversations we'd had on our date. She basically accused me of stalking her, and I freaked, because at the time I was knew to MGTOW/MRA stuff and was reading about false accusations. I guess this was an uber shit test, which I failed miserably. Sad to think I could have had a shot at banging her had I laughed it off instead of being scared off.

This particular event really marked me. I would never have imagined such a sweet and friendly girl turning around and being a lying sociopathic bitch.

That was a year and a half ago.

Now, this girl and I are in our final year of college, and I have the misfortune of having classes that coincide with hers.

I had an exam yesterday, and the professor had a predetermined a seating arrangement for the test. Wouldn't you know it, I end up right next to her. It was worth it though.

First thing I noticed was that she was sipping a coke Zero. Not light, which is targeted at chicks, but zero, marketed as the absolute in no calories.

From a distance over the past 6 months I had noticed at a glance that her face seemed rounder, her head a little bigger, and she had creases forming around her mouth.

This time, I got a good look a her up close. She wore a tight black top, but it couldn't conceal a nice plump fat roll.

This chick has gained some serious poundage. A year ago she was hot, tight, brunette, Russian, the works. And now, barely two years later, at 21-ish, she's already fattening up. I consoled myself two years ago with this knowledge, that Russian women are gorgeous for about a decade then ram into a concrete wall like a bullet train (not a pretty sight). I never thought I would have the privilege of seeing it with my own eyes. I wonder what it will be like in 5 years.

Nature really is a bitch. So is karma.