"How to Get Pregnant without Him Knowing"

[Swan Dive]

This is actually an advice column!!

How To Get Pregnant Without Him Knowing

xhttp://www.howtogetpregnant.net/how-to-get-pregnant-without-him-knowing.php

[ManWithNoName]

Nothing new. If a woman wants a baby she'll get a baby. That's why you go after the career chicks that postpone this shit until it's too late for them. Gotta minimize those risks if you're going to take any. A vasectomy will bring the risk down to 0 for pregnancy.

[SteelHardHawk]

Step 4: Lie About the Date of Your Last Period

Sometimes lying about the date of your last period helps if he questions "Is it safe?" While this might be an unethical approach, if you are trying to get pregnant without him knowing, this might be a possible solution. Most men will take your word for it. Unfortunately, there are legal ramifications to lying which you might want to consider. If it can be proven in a court of law that you purposely set out to get pregnant without his knowledge, it may be impossible to get child support in some states as well as in some other countries.

"Unfortunately" LOL

Is this even true? I've never heard of child support not being awarded.

[Thrasher]

Fat bitches.

[hhb3]

Step 5: Insist on the "Missionary Position"
It is common knowledge that the easiest way to get pregnant is in the conventional 'missionary position.' This prevents semen from leaking out before sperm can get far enough on their road to the egg. Try to stay lying down as long as possible and avoid douching immediately following sex. It doesn't make sense to insist on a position because it is known to provide the best chance of getting pregnant only to wash the sperm out before they can do their job.

Guys,

Start fucking women in the ass. Problem solved................

[SteelHardHawk]

I was surprised not to see:

Step 6) Dig condom out of bathroom garbage bin. Put in freezer, then bring to fertilization clinic.
Step 7) Give him oral. Spit contents into plastic bag. Use a turkey baster to shoot it up there.
Step 8) Tell him you're allergic to condoms, it feels slimy, etc. Tom Leykis has a good bit on this:

xhttp://www.leykisonline.com/recordings/2005/05_May/Leykis-2005-05-18_Hr1-TryingToGetPregnant-hi.mp3

[Superion]

So this article tells women how to commit fraud?

[AussieSteve]

Like there are any legal ramifications for anything a woman ever does. The only legal ramifications for anything a woman does are sufferred by men, not them.

[Argien]

' The decision to have a baby should always be mutual between the father and the mother, but there may be times when a woman chooses to become pregnant without his knowledge. Whether you are looking to surprise your husband with the good news or simply want a child to raise on your own...' Should be mutual or shouldn't it be??? Should be a father or shouldn't be?. Smeels like a hamster to me. On a side note, since cupcake knows that is not OK to surprise her hubby with good news look how this page is somehow well hidden from the main topics. You should not be doing this cupcake, however its your pathetic nature.

[AussieSteve]

What she is actually doing is explaining how to break the law - by her own admission. I wonder if by doing so she has broken the TOS of the host of her site. It's an instruction manual for criminal behaviour, nothing more, nothing less.
Go get her, fellas.

[Vic Ferrari]

I'm just waiting for the "How to Marry Him without Him Knowing" advice column. Wait, common law already does that. Forget that.

[womanhater]

I'm just waiting for the "How to Marry Him without Him Knowing" advice column. Wait, common law already does that. Forget that.

Best one yet Vic! Fucking awesome!

[rorschach]

I've sent her an email to complain. If she responds I'll post it here.

[piedpiper]

A vasectomy will bring the risk down to 0 for pregnancy.

You can find exceptions to that rule, but ya, my doctor says my post vasectomy chances are 1 in 3000 to impregnate someone. I would prefer zero. The thought of enslaving myself to 2 women at the same time is unbearable. Celibate men really have it made, I have to deal with the 1/3000 in my mind.

[Spoon]

You can find exceptions to that rule, but ya, my doctor says my post vasectomy chances are 1 in 3000 to impregnate someone. I would prefer zero. The thought of enslaving myself to 2 women at the same time is unbearable. Celibate men really have it made, I have to deal with the 1/3000 in my mind.

Those aren't bad odds.

Medical Aspects of Lightning

Odds of being struck in your lifetime (Est. 80 years) - 1/3000

[AussieSteve]

But your chance of catching a disease from the skanks these days is what? 1/3? And what about false rape accusations? There's a lot more to deal with than simply child support. If you go near bitches you need to have your head examined.

[piedpiper]

If you go near bitches you need to have your head examined.

agreed. but I still do it.

[kyuss]

Damn this is disturbing. Makes me feel even better about the doctors appointment I have today to discuss getting a vasectomy.

[Jso]

this is worse than rape

[Spoon]

Damn this is disturbing. Makes me feel even better about the doctors appointment I have today to discuss getting a vasectomy.

Make sure to ask about complications, like chronic pain.

The odds are strongly in your favour but you should still be informed of them.