Elisabetta Canalis Declares She 'Will Be Married' Despite Boyfriend George Clooney's.

**sirreaper** · 06-10-2011 01:06 AM

Elisabetta Canalis Declares She 'Will Be Married' Despite Boyfriend George Clooney's Anti-Marriage Stance - Yahoo! News

My comment;

"Yeah because there are so many advantages for a man to marry these days! Let's see all the financial responsibilites and none of the commitments for the woman...great idea! Here have half my money, loads of my future money for God knows how long and even more of my money if we have kids, way more than the kids actually need for support, because we all know we have to keep the woman in the style she became accustomed to...but not the man...gee i wonder why after a "no fault" divorce that are statistically proven to be 2/3rds of the time initiated by women why men are smartening up....hmmm...totally confused. Good on you George, stick to your guns...you are doing a movement of men very proud!"

**Ballista_GTOW** · 06-10-2011 03:59 AM

Easy to say he learned his lesson after his last marriage. Funniest part of this is how the woman doesn't get/know that George has said "One and Done" ever since that day.

**b-nasty** · 06-10-2011 04:46 AM

32-year-old girlfriend

"[My] maternal instinct has not kicked in yet,' she said. "My mother says when it does, it will be like a lightening bolt."

Better hurry up there 'young' lady. In a few more years, your womb will be spitting out retards and miscarriages. In the mean time, if Clooney hasn't had his shit snipped, he's an idiot. I mean, he's 50. Is he really going to father kids who, in their teens, he will be 65+? At least string the ladies along for another decade, then do the kid thing.

**S.T.A.L.K.E.R** · 06-10-2011 05:27 AM

i did

**fairi5fair** · 06-10-2011 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by dontmarry

It is our duty to go right ahead and downvote all the pro-marriage comments and upvote all the anti-marriage comments.

I did my part, now everyone do theirs.

Added my votes.

**zuberi** · 06-10-2011 09:32 AM

Hopefully George will kick that greedy whore to the curve where she belongs.:mad:

**MrLahey** · 06-10-2011 09:39 AM

She's only 32, and she'll marry money in any case, no sweat for her, she's getting a lot of status and free publicity in the meantime.

**zuberi** · 06-10-2011 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by MrLahey

She's only 32, and she'll marry money in any case.

Then she's clearly a bottom feeder.

**MrLahey** · 06-10-2011 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by zuberi

Then she's clearly a bottom feeder.

Au contraire, she's raising her and her future offspring's status, dating Clooney is her PR.

**Calloway** · 06-10-2011 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by b-nasty

...if Clooney hasn't had his shit snipped, he's an idiot.

I think he's being rather shrewd. Get 'em snipped, but don't say a word... to ANYONE. When she comes back and says she's pregnant, just whip out the papers proving you've been snipped and be on your merry way. She showed her true colors then, and it's game over.

**garvan** · 06-10-2011 09:07 PM

No need to snip. Just be smart.

Then when you're 80 and near death, impregnate a bunch of girls and die.

It's pretty much the only way to be a father.

**shade47** · 06-10-2011 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by MrLahey

She's only 32, and she'll marry money in any case, no sweat for her, she's getting a lot of status and free publicity in the meantime.

Mrlahey are you fucking high? Since when is 32 young? I've fuct a 37 year old woman who was a gym buff and she still looked like shit without the cloths, bitch shield and dark bar to hide herself in. Even a 28 year old woman, especially a party whore who consumes alcohol looks like shit and starts to lack that cleandly
Presence no matter how much perfume and lotion the bitch dumps on herself.

**Superion** · 06-11-2011 12:01 AM

At age 32 she's past her prime birthing years.

**amoraq** · 06-11-2011 12:35 AM

Hopefully, George will post it to Craigslist, like this guy.

xhttp://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

**PSIII** · 06-11-2011 12:59 AM

Elisabetta Canalis Declares: Look At ME! Look at ME!

**Dr. Poon** · 06-11-2011 01:43 AM

George the boyfriend:
Women will never admit it, but they are competitive and hate each other: each time George kicks girlfriend ass to the curb, they are actually secretly cheering, thinking he is still "available". His PR value skyrockets.

George the husband:
If he has some variety in his sex life, he is getting "caught", think Tiger, Arnold. What follows is a huge media "scandal", followed by a hate fest. Dr. Phil diagnoses "sex addiction" and recommends sex therapy and castration. Women hate him, his PR value is gone, he doesn't get any more jobs, in divorce court he looses all his money.

This seems to be very simple basic logic, surprisingly George seems to be the only celebrity guy out there who gets it.

**PSIII** · 06-11-2011 01:57 AM

Very true.

The woman in this story is shrewd, too.

She knows that if she doesn't publicly push for marriage, her females fans will think that's she's a fucktoy for him. When she cries about marriage, the females get sympathetic for her, and don't condemn her being content with the arrangement.

Ultimately, I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't even a legitimate couple. Both of them are handling this brilliantly: Clooney comes across as the playboy stud who won't commit (he's a challenge, ladies!), and she looks like the long suffering girlfriend that women who can't get a ring can identify with.

**fairi5fair** · 06-11-2011 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by PSIII

Very true.

The woman in this story is shrewd, too.

She knows that if she doesn't publicly push for marriage, her females fans will think that's she's a fucktoy for him. When she cries about marriage, the females get sympathetic for her, and don't condemn her being content with the arrangement.

Ultimately, I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't even a legitimate couple. Both of them are handling this brilliantly: Clooney comes across as the playboy stud who won't commit (he's a challenge, ladies!), and she looks like the long suffering girlfriend that women who can't get a ring can identify with.

I would bet Elisabetta did it for her parents and family who are more traditional and worried about her being 32 and unmarried.