As we know, it utterly certain that the world will end later this month. But up until now it hasn't been clear exactly how our demise will come about. Earthquakes? Asteroid impacts? Floods? Sun going out? Nah - much worse.
Fat chicks butts will start exploding - setting off an catastrophic chain reaction of colliding butt particles just like a nuclear bomb. Don't take my word for it, take a look at that prestigious science journal The Weekly World News :-
KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EXPLODES | Weekly World News
Yes, Kim Kardashian's derričre detonation is quite likely the equivalent of a test for weapons of ass destruction!
A wife can be a tremendous source of comfort in coping with the sort of problems that a single man never has.
The article was kind of funny, but I can't say I laughed my ass off.
Eh was worth a chuckle.