What the fuck is wrong with his face anyway? Scars? Birth defects? I've always wondered ...











What the fuck is wrong with his face anyway? Scars? Birth defects? I've always wondered ...










Toadman said, "She's never going to survive.... unlesssss...she gets a little crazy."
Yeah, as in the raw Mushroomhead cover of that song. Now that was crazy. Hey, we're all f'in crazy.
Note that Klum has already made the rounds of all the celebrity mags and tabloids sobbing her poor-little-me, mean-big-Seal tales. Maybe Seal is a chump for trying to stick by her and for raising another man's child, but, hey, bros before hos. And she is a ho.

















I always liked "Kiss From a Rose". It's always great when they play it in a club - girls with no rhythm wondering why they can't dance to it. A funny sight.
As for Heidi - I'd hit it. But I'm 45.











The seal got clubbed. Nothing to see here. Move along and stay within the ropes, people.
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