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Thread: Heidi Klum and Seal --- DONE.

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    What the fuck is wrong with his face anyway? Scars? Birth defects? I've always wondered ...

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    What the fuck is wrong with his face anyway? Scars? Birth defects? I've always wondered ...
    I believe they are scars from lupus. out of his control.

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    Toadman said, "She's never going to survive.... unlesssss...she gets a little crazy."

    Yeah, as in the raw Mushroomhead cover of that song. Now that was crazy. Hey, we're all f'in crazy.

    Note that Klum has already made the rounds of all the celebrity mags and tabloids sobbing her poor-little-me, mean-big-Seal tales. Maybe Seal is a chump for trying to stick by her and for raising another man's child, but, hey, bros before hos. And she is a ho.
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    There is one, and only one, musical selection for this --

    Super song!
    What will happen if the Earth rotates 30 times faster?

    Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

    I am a Alpha male.

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    I always liked "Kiss From a Rose". It's always great when they play it in a club - girls with no rhythm wondering why they can't dance to it. A funny sight.

    As for Heidi - I'd hit it. But I'm 45.
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    The seal got clubbed. Nothing to see here. Move along and stay within the ropes, people.

 

 

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