You guys won't believe this, but I'll post it anyway.

**PSIII** · 06-17-2012 07:31 PM

I started my new shitty temp job this week.

Need some help from by buds....respond away!

It's a burn-and-churn office job, I won't get into the details, but trust me when I say it sucks ass, and after the summer, I'm leaving (provided they don't get me first

)

I was hired along with two others. One is a young guy who seems nice enough; he is grossly out of shape and seems depressed; I've tried to talk to him and cheer him up to no avail, and the other is....."Suzie".

The first day of the job was training; the trainer showed us how to use their horribly antiquated software. All three of us sat in adjoining cubicles and took breaks and lunches together.

The new guy (let's call him "Sam") disappeared during lunch, so Suzie and I ate lunch together.

The first day we talked a bit, or rather she talked and I listened.

Unsolicited from me, I got her whole life story. I honestly don't even remember what got the ball rolling, but when it did.....

Suzie hasn't worked in a year, since she got a DUI. She has one of those "things you blow into" (her words) to start her car. She has to get it calibrated once a month.

She has a 3 year old son. I know this will shock you (

), but the father is not in the picture.

She's living with her boyfriend. This is where it gets disturbing.

The boyfriend sounds like your typical nice guy. She described him as "husky"....that was the closest thing to a nice word that she said about the poor bastard. He has a good tech job and supported her and her kidwhile she was unemployed. I guess the bitch took a year off because of the DUI? She never really explained why the lapse in employment.

The kid is in daycare, she rarely sees the BF because of the crazy hours he works, and she expects to see even less of him since she actually has a job now.

She rambles on, and I ask her what city she lives in.

"Editedoutburgh" she says, "for now".

"Oh, are you two moving?" Says I.

"Oh no, I'm leaving him in a few months after I make some money here." she says.

Already knowing the answer, I ask "does he know this?"

"No, I'm keeping it a secret. I can't just leave now! Where will me and my son go?"

Here is where I see the other new guy "Sam" as a bit sharper than me; he went out for his lunch, leaving me with her.

I'm disgusted with this goofball now, and want to leave, when she hits me with the reason.....

"Two weeks ago, I came home from the store, and saw him wearing my dirty panties and playing with himself in the bedroom!"

I'm speechless at this point. Remember, this is the first day on the job, and I'm hearing this incredibly personal story.

"He didn't know I was in the room, so I ran out and called my girlfriend! She told me to go in there and confront him, so I did! He was embarrassed and tried to explain it to me, and I told him I didn't want a pervert living with me and my son!"

WRITER'S NOTE: REMEMBER, IT IS HIS APARTMENT!

I asked her: "wait a second, isn't it his place?"

"No it's our place. I mean, it's in his name and he pays the rent, but it's ours." (Here, she finally notices the bullshit, and giggles.)

"Anyway, after that, I made him sleep on the couch. My son and I share the bedroom."

Granted, the guy has a weird fetish, but here he gets ejected to the couch in his own apartment.

"Wow, I really feel sorry for your boyfriend" I reply.

"Sorry for him? What a creeper! So then, at the pool, I ask this guy named "Eric" (remember this dude, his name comes up again) what he thinks, and he said that he's done some freaky things, but never anything that freaky!"

"The pool?", says I

"Yeah, we have a community pool at the complex".

Ah, great, I think to myself. This story will spread like fucking wildfire, and every person in the complex will know what this poor fucker was caught doing. He's going to have to move, or put up with being laughed at and fucked with for the rest of this life.

Lunch thankfully ends. Back to training.

Nothing else happens on the first day, so on to day 2:

Another day of this horribly tedious training. We get a break, and Suzie moans and groans about how much she misses Mexico. My poor trainer took the bait....

"Ah, Mexico! When were you there?"

"A month ago. My boyfriend's company paid for it" (Note: no shit, you haven't held down a job in a year)

"Really, what does he do?" asked the trainer.

"He's in blah blah tech" - Suzie

"You want to know something though? It's crazy." -Suzie

I'm jokingly shaking my head and mouthing the word "NO", and my trainer still says "sure what is it?"

"I came home from the store..." she proceeds to tell the "dirty panty/masturbating" story.

This is the second day on the job, and she's telling someone with clout within the company this story. Great way to make an impression.

The trainer looks like he saw a ghost, and I'm stunned again.

Day 3

During one of our breaks, she asks for next Monday off. She tells the trainer about her DUI, and how she needs to have her breathalyzer calibrated. I give her credit for honesty, I guess, but within three days she's airing her dirty laundry (pun intended) and admitting that she has a drinking problem.

Normally this would not be enough notice, but the trainer thinks that they can make an exception. She has to get to work, after all.

During our break, she calls her girlfriend. I overhear some of the usual blather, when I hear Suzie say "I wonder if Eric will be at the pool today!" She giggles. She'll be fucking this guy in no time. Remember, he's done some "freaky things" himself! Must be a bad boy/PUA type, he did a nice bit of self-promotion when she mentioned him earlier, she understands this on some level, and got wet over it.

Day 4

Suzie hints that she may to cut out early every fucking day to pick up Junior from day care. The trainer tells her that we are required to stay until 5, but that we are working for a company that is very "family-orientated" and thinks that "we can work something out". No word if they are going to make this skank come in early, or dock her pay, of course.

She also managed to add to the conversation that Junior's father is a deadbeat (i.e. bad boy) who owes her 15 grand in child support, so she knows she can not count on him to pick up the kid, or do anything for Junior.

And there you have it.

I changed the names to protect the guilty, and a few slight details about the job to maintain my top-secret identity, but everything thing else is 100% true.

Let's recap, shall we?

Suzie is a single mom. Red flag.

Has a DUI. Red Flag.

Hasn't worked in a year. Red Flag.

She has a vagina. Red Flag.

The boyfriend has supported her and her kid for a year while she did.....nothing? Was in prison? Fucking some bad boy on the side? I know that she was unemployed after the DUI; what happened immediately after I didn't ask.

The boyfriend is a nice guy chump; supporting her and a kid who is not his own; sleeping on the couch in his own home, he has no fucking idea at all that she is going to leave his ass the first chance she gets. He will go home, and she will be gone without a trace. She plans on leaving in a few months, so what we say here about women mentally and emotionally checking out of relationships in advance is 100% true. In other words, she may leave you on August 1, but she's been plotting the move since April. Always think of the "monkey testing the vine" scenario: the monkey won't give up the vine she is clinging to, until she can find the next one that will support her. If the next vine won't, the monkey will cling to the current one until a suitable replacement is found.

Employers still hire women. Why, I have no idea. She's scheming to get out early every day for day care, and she hasn't been there a fucking week yet. Call-offs for junior having the sniffles are right around the corner. Eric might get her knocked up, so maternity leave may be next.

Women will spill their guts to anybody. At first, I thought she was confiding in me some very personal details of her life: catching her BF jacking off wearing her dirty panties, the DUI, the unemployment. I soon realized that she told the story to half the world already.

Lurkers: Don't. Be. A. Nice. Guy. Suzie is setting up the boyfriend; she's also setting up the whole company for her stunts and bullshit. Nobody is saying "no" to this twat, and they're getting run over. Ghosting is starting to look better and better everyday.

Finally: my working situation is pretty bad right now. I hope to look back at this shit and laugh someday. Now, it seems like a Twilight Zone episode.

**Thrasher** · 06-17-2012 08:28 PM

I believe!

I believe ALL OF IT.

AWESOME story, man. Keep us posted on this shit!

**Rebel** · 06-18-2012 12:29 AM

I have a couple of suggestions for you.
First, don't tell this woman anything personal. Speak to her as little as you possibly can. Find another place to have lunch. Make no comments to anyone at work about her. If she wants to talk to you, be polite but find a good excuse to slip away. In other words, avoid her, she is poisonous. Stay away from troubles: she is a woman and as far as I can see the instructor would like to sleep with her.

If you can forget about her very existence, you will benefit. If you give her any sort of importance, you will lose. There are more red flags that you think. And they are more than red flags: they are a severe warning: she is a rattle snake, a black widow and a scorpio, all in one.

CAREFUL!!!

**Blackknight** · 06-18-2012 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by Trajan

Bro's before ho's. The boyfriend needs to be told of Suzie Sunshine's plans. Maybe he won't do anything, or MAYBE he will take a day off of work while Suzie is at HER job and the kid is in daycare and...MOVE ALL HER SHIT TO A STORAGE UNIT AND CHANGE THE DOOR LOCK!!! If her name isn't on the lease, he owes her no advance notice whatsoever.

While I'm with you in spirit and morality, legally she can take him to court for doing that if she is living there.

**Blackknight** · 06-18-2012 01:26 AM

"I didn't think anyone would believe this because of the boyfriend's fetish. Who really does something like that?"

With her integrity she very well may be lying or exaggerating.

**Blackknight** · 06-18-2012 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by Trajan

Let her. Can she find a lawyer to take the case? Will she settle for small claims?

I don't believe there is any state that requires notice to remove a non-rent paying "guest," but...okay, let's say he is required to give 30 days notice of eviction. Let her sue. "Your honor, I told her to get out on May 25. On June 25 I removed her stuff and changed the locks." His word against hers.

Hmm, I thought every state required this if someone is "living" in the residence for like over a month. I'm not sure what penalties there are, but most states require a written notice, otherwise I would assume they give benefit of the doubt to the leech if she can show mail coming there in her name. I just want to make it known that someone should look up what could happen if this route is taken and weight the risk on both ends. It may be better than risking a future child molestation false charge.

**Blackknight** · 06-18-2012 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Zedesky

Absolutely!

PSIII, do the right thing: find out who the BF is and write him an anonymous letter.

The story is revolting but not surprising at all. I just chose not to see this type of BS at work, but I know it is going all the time.

The right thing can bite you in the ass. If you are the only one she told she may put 2 and 2 together. It is not your responsibility, if you want to tell him it should be your choice, not obligation