I believe ALL OF IT.
AWESOME story, man. Keep us posted on this shit!
I started my new shitty temp job this week.
It's a burn-and-churn office job, I won't get into the details, but trust me when I say it sucks ass, and after the summer, I'm leaving (provided they don't get me first )
I was hired along with two others. One is a young guy who seems nice enough; he is grossly out of shape and seems depressed; I've tried to talk to him and cheer him up to no avail, and the other is....."Suzie".
The first day of the job was training; the trainer showed us how to use their horribly antiquated software. All three of us sat in adjoining cubicles and took breaks and lunches together.
The new guy (let's call him "Sam") disappeared during lunch, so Suzie and I ate lunch together.
The first day we talked a bit, or rather she talked and I listened.
Unsolicited from me, I got her whole life story. I honestly don't even remember what got the ball rolling, but when it did.....
Suzie hasn't worked in a year, since she got a DUI. She has one of those "things you blow into" (her words) to start her car. She has to get it calibrated once a month.
She has a 3 year old son. I know this will shock you (), but the father is not in the picture.
She's living with her boyfriend. This is where it gets disturbing.
The boyfriend sounds like your typical nice guy. She described him as "husky"....that was the closest thing to a nice word that she said about the poor bastard. He has a good tech job and supported her and her kidwhile she was unemployed. I guess the bitch took a year off because of the DUI? She never really explained why the lapse in employment.
The kid is in daycare, she rarely sees the BF because of the crazy hours he works, and she expects to see even less of him since she actually has a job now.
She rambles on, and I ask her what city she lives in.
"Editedoutburgh" she says, "for now".
"Oh, are you two moving?" Says I.
"Oh no, I'm leaving him in a few months after I make some money here." she says.
Already knowing the answer, I ask "does he know this?"
"No, I'm keeping it a secret. I can't just leave now! Where will me and my son go?"
Here is where I see the other new guy "Sam" as a bit sharper than me; he went out for his lunch, leaving me with her.
I'm disgusted with this goofball now, and want to leave, when she hits me with the reason.....
"Two weeks ago, I came home from the store, and saw him wearing my dirty panties and playing with himself in the bedroom!"
I'm speechless at this point. Remember, this is the first day on the job, and I'm hearing this incredibly personal story.
"He didn't know I was in the room, so I ran out and called my girlfriend! She told me to go in there and confront him, so I did! He was embarrassed and tried to explain it to me, and I told him I didn't want a pervert living with me and my son!"
WRITER'S NOTE: REMEMBER, IT IS HIS APARTMENT!
I asked her: "wait a second, isn't it his place?"
"No it's our place. I mean, it's in his name and he pays the rent, but it's ours." (Here, she finally notices the bullshit, and giggles.)
"Anyway, after that, I made him sleep on the couch. My son and I share the bedroom."
Granted, the guy has a weird fetish, but here he gets ejected to the couch in his own apartment.
"Wow, I really feel sorry for your boyfriend" I reply.
"Sorry for him? What a creeper! So then, at the pool, I ask this guy named "Eric" (remember this dude, his name comes up again) what he thinks, and he said that he's done some freaky things, but never anything that freaky!"
"The pool?", says I
"Yeah, we have a community pool at the complex".
Ah, great, I think to myself. This story will spread like fucking wildfire, and every person in the complex will know what this poor fucker was caught doing. He's going to have to move, or put up with being laughed at and fucked with for the rest of this life.
Lunch thankfully ends. Back to training.
Nothing else happens on the first day, so on to day 2:
Another day of this horribly tedious training. We get a break, and Suzie moans and groans about how much she misses Mexico. My poor trainer took the bait....
"Ah, Mexico! When were you there?"
"A month ago. My boyfriend's company paid for it" (Note: no shit, you haven't held down a job in a year)
"Really, what does he do?" asked the trainer.
"He's in blah blah tech" - Suzie
"You want to know something though? It's crazy." -Suzie
I'm jokingly shaking my head and mouthing the word "NO", and my trainer still says "sure what is it?"
"I came home from the store..." she proceeds to tell the "dirty panty/masturbating" story.
This is the second day on the job, and she's telling someone with clout within the company this story. Great way to make an impression.
The trainer looks like he saw a ghost, and I'm stunned again.
During one of our breaks, she asks for next Monday off. She tells the trainer about her DUI, and how she needs to have her breathalyzer calibrated. I give her credit for honesty, I guess, but within three days she's airing her dirty laundry (pun intended) and admitting that she has a drinking problem.
Normally this would not be enough notice, but the trainer thinks that they can make an exception. She has to get to work, after all.
During our break, she calls her girlfriend. I overhear some of the usual blather, when I hear Suzie say "I wonder if Eric will be at the pool today!" She giggles. She'll be fucking this guy in no time. Remember, he's done some "freaky things" himself! Must be a bad boy/PUA type, he did a nice bit of self-promotion when she mentioned him earlier, she understands this on some level, and got wet over it.
Suzie hints that she may to cut out early every fucking day to pick up Junior from day care. The trainer tells her that we are required to stay until 5, but that we are working for a company that is very "family-orientated" and thinks that "we can work something out". No word if they are going to make this skank come in early, or dock her pay, of course.
She also managed to add to the conversation that Junior's father is a deadbeat (i.e. bad boy) who owes her 15 grand in child support, so she knows she can not count on him to pick up the kid, or do anything for Junior.
And there you have it.
I changed the names to protect the guilty, and a few slight details about the job to maintain my top-secret identity, but everything thing else is 100% true.
Let's recap, shall we?
Suzie is a single mom. Red flag.
Has a DUI. Red Flag.
Hasn't worked in a year. Red Flag.
She has a vagina. Red Flag.
The boyfriend has supported her and her kid for a year while she did.....nothing? Was in prison? Fucking some bad boy on the side? I know that she was unemployed after the DUI; what happened immediately after I didn't ask.
The boyfriend is a nice guy chump; supporting her and a kid who is not his own; sleeping on the couch in his own home, he has no fucking idea at all that she is going to leave his ass the first chance she gets. He will go home, and she will be gone without a trace. She plans on leaving in a few months, so what we say here about women mentally and emotionally checking out of relationships in advance is 100% true. In other words, she may leave you on August 1, but she's been plotting the move since April. Always think of the "monkey testing the vine" scenario: the monkey won't give up the vine she is clinging to, until she can find the next one that will support her. If the next vine won't, the monkey will cling to the current one until a suitable replacement is found.
Employers still hire women. Why, I have no idea. She's scheming to get out early every day for day care, and she hasn't been there a fucking week yet. Call-offs for junior having the sniffles are right around the corner. Eric might get her knocked up, so maternity leave may be next.
Women will spill their guts to anybody. At first, I thought she was confiding in me some very personal details of her life: catching her BF jacking off wearing her dirty panties, the DUI, the unemployment. I soon realized that she told the story to half the world already.
Lurkers: Don't. Be. A. Nice. Guy. Suzie is setting up the boyfriend; she's also setting up the whole company for her stunts and bullshit. Nobody is saying "no" to this twat, and they're getting run over. Ghosting is starting to look better and better everyday.
Finally: my working situation is pretty bad right now. I hope to look back at this shit and laugh someday. Now, it seems like a Twilight Zone episode.
I believe ALL OF IT.
AWESOME story, man. Keep us posted on this shit!
I don't know why you think people would not believe this. Maybe if you told a story of a great woman worker there I would of been shocked.
The chump boyfriend will be lucky if she just leaves without trying to get him on the hook for some child support.
He's been supporting the kid for a year now, she just might decide the courts should reward his generosity by making that permanent.
I think we've been putting the wedding ring on the wrong finger.
Moral to the story, never let a woman move in with you and never support a woman willingly. If I lived with a woman and she came at me for not liking a fetish of mine my first instict would be to tell her, fine leave. Of course you can't do that because you have to give them 30 days notice and then depending on the state you have to give another 15 days notice after that. In this time she can put you through utter hell and many men during this time would probably start molesting the child (according to her of course).
Bro's before ho's. The boyfriend needs to be told of Suzie Sunshine's plans. Maybe he won't do anything, or MAYBE he will take a day off of work while Suzie is at HER job and the kid is in daycare and...MOVE ALL HER SHIT TO A STORAGE UNIT AND CHANGE THE DOOR LOCK!!! If her name isn't on the lease, he owes her no advance notice whatsoever.
Reduced to the very essence:
I suggest you find someplace else to have lunch.Originally Posted by PSIII
Does her phone have a last call received/made button? My office phone does. Try to find out Sam's number or other way of getting in touch and leave an anonymous message.
To cover some comments:
I didn't think anyone would believe this because of the boyfriend's fetish. Who really does something like that?
Everything else: woman planning to leave her man months in advance before dropping even the slightest hint; woman giving "shit tests" ("can I leave early cuz of Junior's day care?", "can I have off because I am a fucking idiot who drives drunk LoLZ?") to an employer; a company bending over backward to accomodate an irresponsible woman; woman living with a guy without paying a red cent yet calling it "her place" and setting the ground rules; woman looking to fuck the bad boy who "has done some freaky things" despite living with another man, etc, etc, etc....it's all been covered here before. Guy jerking off while wearing her "dirty panties"? Not covered before, and thank goodness for that.
I obviously don't know the poor bastard boyfriend, but if I did, I would tell him.
I'm leaving everyday for lunch from now on. Suzie and I have the same schedule, lunch and all. I'll eat my lunch in my car if I have to.
I really, REALLY hope a nice guy lurker reads this. Again, we covered this material in this forum before, but this is not from "dearcupid" or any of that. This is the real deal, lurkers. I'm not making ANY of this up.
Let a woman into your life, house, heart, whatever: you are opening yourself up to a world of bullshit, heartbreak, and abuse. Dump and pump if you must, fuck escorts, whatever. Don't ever tie your fate to a vagina.
I have a couple of suggestions for you.
First, don't tell this woman anything personal. Speak to her as little as you possibly can. Find another place to have lunch. Make no comments to anyone at work about her. If she wants to talk to you, be polite but find a good excuse to slip away. In other words, avoid her, she is poisonous. Stay away from troubles: she is a woman and as far as I can see the instructor would like to sleep with her.
If you can forget about her very existence, you will benefit. If you give her any sort of importance, you will lose. There are more red flags that you think. And they are more than red flags: they are a severe warning: she is a rattle snake, a black widow and a scorpio, all in one.
No gods, no master. I'm a free man.
fuck... tagged for later catch-up reading...
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"I didn't think anyone would believe this because of the boyfriend's fetish. Who really does something like that?"
With her integrity she very well may be lying or exaggerating.
This kind of stuff is to be expected from females stay away from the private conversations if you can. I overhead lots of awful things when I worked at one place and I couldn't really block out the conversations as they happened near my working area. One woman openly told the other employees nearby including the boss that she stopped taking her birth control without telling her b/f so he would commit to her. There didn't seem to be anyone openly opposing this, I kept my mouth shut.
I don't believe there is any state that requires notice to remove a non-rent paying "guest," but...okay, let's say he is required to give 30 days notice of eviction. Let her sue. "Your honor, I told her to get out on May 25. On June 25 I removed her stuff and changed the locks." His word against hers.
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I have to come correct here (I barely mentioned this before) at first, I did converse with her. I didn't have to do all that much; she spilled her guts about everything.
After the first day, I kept my distance. Training is over, and she's across the room from me (it's a big office/call center room) so I shouldn't have to interact with her.
I also should mention that she bragged to the trainer that she was "taking the training manuals home to study them better" during the training days. There's no way in fuck she studied anything, the job is a grinder and after 8 hours of a trainer lecturing her about the shitty system and company policies, I know she went home and got wasted, played with her kid, or both. Notice the self-promotion and bragging, though. The trainer is a world class company man, and I know he ate that comment up.
So she asks for a day off so soon, asks about leaving early, yet she is going to spend her personal time training to get better at her job.
I'll keep this thread updated if I hear more about her. I'm just going to keep my head down and fly under the radar the best I can.
It is a very gossipy and unprofessional environment. I've seen others put customers on hold just so they can fuck around on their I-phones and gossip with the person in the next cubicle; not to indirectly put myself down, but it's a low-paying dead end job, so I'm really not surprised by any of this. I worked retail while I was in college, and I met some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive; this situation really isn't all that different.
I just have to remind myself not to get sucked into the gossip or playing cutesy games with anyone there. I did some of that in my mangina days, it could have really backfired by thankfully it never did.
Easy to believe. Just another fucked up parasitic bitch displaying her whorish life story to the world.
since you asked........
these companies have to hire so many females because it's the law and we all pay for it.
They are so equal they must be forced into jobs and then forced to remain at a workplace whether they are capable of doing any work or not.