WTF?!? Pregnancy from Oral Sex? It Can (Did) Happen…

[Golem]

Pregnancy from Oral Sex

Picture this… a man and a woman meet, go out on a few dates, chill for a few weeks (she has that 90 day rule y’all all claim), but they never ever go “all the way”.

There are a few instances where the couple are intimate, but their up close & personal encounters ONLY involved oral sex… that’s it. The two soon break up without ever having shared each other in “that” way.

Fast forward a year later. The ex-boyfriend receives a summons for court to establish paternity and child support for “their” daughter.

This true story of the ultimate deception doesn’t involve your standard everyday scandalous hoe… no sireee! This chick was a specialist… *sigh*

Dr. Sharon Irons (an internist) dated Dr. Richard Phillips (a family practitioner) in January 1999 and within a few months the two became engaged.

According to Phillips, the two discussed the possibility of having children and he made clear his intentions: he did not want children until after they were married and any pre-marital sex would require the use of condoms.

Throughout the course of their relationship, they engaged in only three instances of oral sex: they never went “all the way.”

As the relationship proceeded, Dr. Irons never informed her new boyfriend that she was, in fact, still married. Five months into their relationship, she fessed up that she was not divorced and he decided to end their relationship.

Fast-forward to November 2000… Dr. Irons served her stunned ex-boyfriend court papers to establish paternity and child support for “their” daughter.

How could this possibly happen, I mean he didn’t even get the pleasure of making the baby? Well apparently scandalous hoes come in all forms… even professional occupations.

On one of their intimate occasions, Dr. Irons did the unthinkable! After conducting a bit of headwork on Dr. Phillips, she held his semen in her mouth (where it was suitable to sustain viability) and then inseminated herself with it. All without the knowledge of her “boyfriend” Dr. Phillips!

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He's seeing this woman for a while, tells her he doesn't want to have kids, she reveals that she is actually married, he ends it, but only after she procured a sample and held it in her mouth.

He's on the hook for $800 a month and she gets to do it even after an appeals court hearing.

[Spoon]

He should be putting up brightly coloured posters around the neighbourhood with her face on it and a description of what she did. He should put up a website with a forum too. Make her famous.

[fairi5fair]

Oh god, the dreaded sperm jacker... The poor woman's lottery.

[Golem]

Oh god, the dreaded sperm jacker... The poor woman's lottery.

She was actually a doctor in this case, thus the amount wasn't too exorbitant (with him being a doctor) given that they probably had similar salaries. Still $153,600 (assuming no back child support and 16 years left) he is being done out of over the child's lifetime.

[boxer]

That's right. Tom Leykis did a show on this. It happens more often than you brothers think, too.

Wear a condom getting a blow. Make the ho use her hands if it doesn't get you off. Keep your own biological product, and keep the filthy diseases the ho has in her mouth away from your urethra too. Lots of bitches have HPV of the tonsils (no, it's not a joke, look it up).

[Golem]

HPV leading cause of male head and neck cancer

Evidence now shows two-thirds of the cancers of the tongue and tonsils are caused by HPV -- and 80 percent of these cases occur in men.

Words fail me.

[fairi5fair]

Boxer: Keep your own biological product, and keep the filthy diseases the ho has in her mouth away from your urethra too. Lots of bitches have HPV of the tonsils (no, it's not a joke, look it up).

Golem: "Evidence now shows two-thirds of the cancers of the tongue and tonsils are caused by HPV -- and 80 percent of these cases occur in men."

Words fail me.

*shakes head in disgust, looks down at right hand: looks like it's you and me, bub. sigh...*

You can't even get a safe domer these days without a rubber? #%&#%#%^&#^%&!!!!!!!

[Apeiron]

this is a re post, nothing new, keep moving.

[ronin]

As I have often said, a man is nothing to a woman but a sperm donor and walking ATM. Stories like this are par for the course these days and no longer surprise me.

Regarding HPV:

xhttp://hpvvirusinwomen.com

Read the comments.

xhttp://www.youngwomenshealth.org/hpv.html

"What is HPV?

HPV (Human Papillomavirus) is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases. There are many different types of HPV and more than 30 are sexually transmitted. Researchers keep track of the different types of HPV by identifying them with numbers, such as 6, 11, 16, and 18.

Some types (such as 6 and 11) cause genital warts, others (such as 16 and 18) cause pre-cancerous changes on the cervix that can later lead to cancer of the cervix. In rare cases, the virus can cause other types of cancers to the vulva, vagina, and anus in girls and the anus and penis in guys.

Who can be infected with HPV?

At least 1 in every 2 sexually active young women has had a genital HPV infection. Any sexually active person—no matter what color, race, gender, or sexual orientation—can get HPV. HPV is mainly spread by sexual contact. Very rarely, a mother who is infected with the HPV virus can infect her newborn baby during the delivery.

How do you get HPV or genital warts?

HPV and genital warts are usually spread by direct skin-to-skin contact during vaginal, anal, or oral sex with someone who has been infected with HPV. Using condoms every time you have sex can help protect against HPV but they aren't perfect because HPV can be found on skin that isn't covered by a condom."

[pcr]

You'll see a new epidemic of young (40 yo's ) head and neck cancer patients, who likes to suck dicks and lick pussies in 20-30 years.

Never go down again if you don't already have it. I think of getting a test....if I don't have it, maybe I'll aply for the vaccine.

Its fucking unbelievable only bitches get this vaccine here, most around 13 years old (why so young? :rolleyes: anyone?).

PCR

[dontmarry]

As the relationship proceeded, Dr. Irons never informed her new boyfriend that she was, in fact, still married. Five months into their relationship, she fessed up that she was not divorced and he decided to end their relationship.

No paternity test?

[chainring]

You'll see a new epidemic of young (40 yo's ) head and neck cancer patients, who likes to suck dicks and lick pussies in 20-30 years.

Why isn't happening already? Oral sex has been popular since the 80's.

[Golem]

dontmarry: Positive Paternity test.

chainring: Maybe HPV wasn't as prevalent? I'm also not sure if these are new varieties as the report listed multiple numbers with only a couple or a few of them being associated with cancer.

[pcr]

Why isn't happening already? Oral sex has been popular since the 80's.

Good question. I don't know. Its like AIDS I think, no one sees it, suddenly it hits and then it hits BIG.

PCR

[stonelifter]

Every time you choose to have sex you have elected to create life
doesn't matter if she's on the pill, you've been snipped and wear a rain coat sex's ultimate goal is to make life and you shouldn't be suprised when it does

[fairi5fair]

Every time you choose to have sex you have elected to create life
doesn't matter if she's on the pill, you've been snipped and wear a rain coat sex's ultimate goal is to make life and you shouldn't be suprised when it does

[stonelifter]

wtf?

[pcr]

Every time you choose to have sex you have elected to create life
doesn't matter if she's on the pill, you've been snipped and wear a rain coat sex's ultimate goal is to make life and you shouldn't be suprised when it does

So everytime you get a boner, you want to create life? Not my first thought tbh.

PCR

[stonelifter]

So everytime you get a boner, you want to create life? Not my first thought tbh.

PCR

What is the purpose/ function sex? To create life. BIO 101. It feels good so you will want to do it and create more life.

Doesn't matter what your intent is when you have sex, but sex and the sex drive is to create life.

[fairi5fair]

wtf?

Exactly.

I'm just not on board with supposing that every blowjob is meant to make a baby. I don't go for the idea that every sex act is meant for procreation. Seems to reduce people to animals instead of dignifying them as human beings imo.